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Get Roasted

Your LinkedIn profile needs some brutal honesty

$2
Comedy roast + actual career advice

💀 Example Roasts

The "Thought Leader"
"Passionate about disrupting synergies"? Bro, you sell insurance. The only thing you're disrupting is your coworkers' lunch break with your crypto takes.
The Humble Bragger
Your banner photo is you on a yacht captioned "blessed." Your job title is "growth hacker." Your latest post has 3 likes. I'm sensing some disconnect here.
The Buzzword King
You've used "synergy" 11 times. "Leverage" 8 times. "Dynamic" 6 times. Your profile reads like a corporate jargon bingo card having an identity crisis.
We'll send your roast here (usually within 2 minutes)
We'll read your public profile to personalize the roast — the more we can see, the spicier it gets 🌶️
OR
Fallback option if your profile is private — minimum 50 characters, maximum 5,000
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Brutally Funny
Comedy roast meets career advice
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Actually Helpful
5 specific improvements included
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Lightning Fast
Delivered in ~2 minutes
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Shareable Card
Share on LinkedIn/Twitter (go viral)
$2
One-time price
~2 min
Delivery time
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Brutality rating

FAQ

How brutal is it really?

Brutally honest, but never cruel. We roast the buzzwords, humble brags, and LinkedIn clichés — not you as a person. Think comedy roast meets career counseling.

Will this actually help my profile?

Yes! Every roast includes 5 specific, actionable improvements. We tell you what's cringe and how to fix it.

Can I share my roast publicly?

Hell yes! That's the point. We give you a shareable roast card perfect for LinkedIn and Twitter. Share it publicly and watch the engagement roll in.

How long does it take?

1-2 minutes. You'll get an email with your roast + shareable card immediately after payment.

What if I hate it?

Email steve@sociable.social within 24 hours for a full refund. But honestly? You'll probably screenshot it and share it with your friends.